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For all of history men and women have searched for solutions to prevent or eliminate unpleasant body odors and noisy outbursts of smelly gas from flatulence commonly referred to as farting. Flatulence in public can be very embarrassing when gas escapes too quickly from the anus causing the anal canal, anus, and or butt cheeks to flap randomly creating humorously disgusting sounds as a precursor of noxious intestinal gas odors that may soon follow. The odor’s severity depends on the composition of the flatulence which varies hour by hour and person by person. The consistency of flatus is mostly sulfide and methane gases. Hence, the obvious need for a serious, noise and smell, fart pad eliminator solution made from activated charcoal carbon fiber is long overdue!
There have been various attempts to solve or prevent this human social dilemma of farting. However, none have answered the need in such a way as to become an acceptable flatulence solution for the masses of humanity in a similar fashion as soap, deodorant, or toothpaste which are used daily by most people who care about their personal hygiene. Amazingly, DiscreetZ has finally solved this dilemma of embarrassing sounds and smells from farting! Best of all, DiscreetZ' fart product solution is sanitary, affordable, comfortable and readily available. So, whether you have loud, smelly intestinal gas from an excessive flatulence chronic medical condition or diet induced flatus, now, just like using soap, deodorant, and toothpaste your farting has a solution to remain silent, fresh, and undetectable using DiscreetZ, rather than embarrassing at best or highly offensive at worst!
We have all passed loud offensive gas, trying to let it out slowly! Now, just imagine TRUSTING YOUR FARTS – silent and with no odor! For mild, normal or extremely bad gas odors and loud farting sounds DiscreetZ Rectangular PowerGas™ Absorbers and Round SilentlyFresh™ Filters are your answer - comfortable, hypo-allergenic and disposable! Take control, with this revolutionary, patent pending and up to 100% effective odor and noise flatulence control solution!
It' time to TRUST YOUR FARTS AGAIN – muted and with no smelly odor! We have all passed loud embarrassing gas, trying and failing to let it out slowly! So, for mild, normal or extremely bad gas odors and loud farting sounds DiscreetZ Rectangular PowerGas™ Absorbers and Round SilentlyFresh™ Filters are your answer – comfortable, hypo-allergenic and disposable! Take control, with this revolutionary, patent pending and up to 100% effective odor and noise flatulence control solution!
PowerGas Absorbers (rectangular) and SilentlyFresh Filters (round) are hypo-allergenic comfortable and disposable using chemical warfare design high absorbency CWDHA-1.5mm to 4mm density activated carbon fiber for mild to extreme intestinal bad gas expulsions. Fart Elimination Kits include specific quantities of PowerFart Absorbers and SilentlyFresh Filters with double face tape for fastening filters to underwear as an optional flatulence odor pad.
The Science: Intestinal gas under pressure follows the path of least resistance.
To fix Mild Gas, use your finger to install a round SilentlyFresh Filter snugly touching or inserted slightly into your anal canal, now gas will escape quiet and odorless.
Fixing Normal Gas, fold a rectangular PowerGas Absorber accordion style and tuck it high in your buttocks against your anus with no anal insertion, gas now passes silent & fresh.
To Eliminate Extreme Gas, tuck a round SilentlyFresh Filter as a pre-filter slightly into your anal canal. Next, position your PowerGas Absorber folded accordion style snug against your SilentlyFresh Filter in your buttocks. You now have a highly effective dual filter system! We each have a slightly different anatomy, gas volume, and severity of odor. Simply experiment a little with your SilentlyFresh Filter and PowerFart Absorber for the best positioning to achieve your optimal silent and fresh farting results.
Use a small amount of salve or lotion for comfort; too much prevents filters or absorbers from staying in place.
Experiment with positioning to optimize and maintain your silent, odorless results.
Don’t Flush – place in trash, wash your hands well after installing or removing.
Reusing – Carbon fiber is regenerative and can be effective over time; however, do not reuse due to sanitary risk. DiscreetZ recommends changing daily or sooner if soiling occurs.
DiscreetZ are a fun, inexpensive ANTI-GAG-GIFT for those special people in your life who need a serious fart intervention! We love happy customers who confidently hold nothing back!
Learn more with these 1-minute explainer videos. You can Finally Avoid the Social Embarrassment of Farting!