Super Effective – Embarrassing Fart Noise and Odor Eliminators!
G.A.S.U. Double-Blind – Clinical Humor-Studies – Confirm DiscreetZ:
- Are lifesaving, no joke, ANTI GAG GIFTS;
- Instantly cure, In-Flatus Blow-Out-Us Syndrome;
- Stop embarrassing underwear color changes;
- Slow Climate Change, one fart at a time;
- Are non-partisan, equal opportunity, fart eliminators;
- Snuff out involuntary sewercide;
- Prevent silent butt deadly marriage burnouts;
- Increase dating regularity;
- Reduce irregular job terminations;
- Are misunderstood, becoming the butt of g-ass-y jokes!
On a more serious note, DiscreetZ offers a truly effective solution,
which eliminates loud fart sounds and nasty smells up to 100 percent!
Freshen Your Farting Footprint!
These infamously funny videos helped inspire our DiscreetZ fart noise and smell elimination patent pending invention, enjoy!
Temporarily sold out due to COVID-19 raw material shortages. Watch for new inventory arriving soon.
We have all passed loud offensive gas, trying to let it out slowly! Now, just imagine TRUSTING YOUR FARTS – silent and with no odor! For mild, normal or extremely bad gas odors and loud farting sounds DiscreetZ Rectangular PowerGas™ Absorbers and Round SilentlyFresh™ Filters are your answer – comfortable, hypo-allergenic and disposable! Take control, with this revolutionary, patent pending and up to 100% effective odor and noise flatulence control solution!