DiscreetZ

When Farting is NOT an Option!

DiscreetZ™ Clinical Fart Humor Studies

G.A.S.U. Double-Blind – Clinical Humor-Studies – Confirm DiscreetZ:

  1. Are lifesaving, no joke, ANTI GAG GIFTS;

    2. Eliminate Farting Embarrassment

  2. Instantly cure, In-Flatus Blow-Out-Us Syndrome;
  3. Stop embarrassing underwear color changes;
  4. Slow Climate Change, one fart at a time;
  5. Are non-partisan, equal opportunity, fart eliminators;
  6. Snuff out involuntary sewercide;
  7. Prevent silent butt deadly marriage burnouts;
  8. Increase dating regularity;
  9. Reduce irregular job terminations;
  10. Are misunderstood, becoming the butt of g-ass-y jokes!


    11. GASU Professor – Seymour Buttzkies – Senior Fartoligist

On a more serious note, DiscreetZ offers a truly effective solution,
which eliminates loud fart sounds and nasty smells up to 100 percent!

Freshen Your Farting Footprint!

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To achieve similar results experienced by our customer’s 5-Star Verified Amazon Reviews, above, please watch our 2-minute Explainer Video, below, and follow package instructions closely, so you too can have these same reliable odor and sound elimination results.

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Stop Up to 100% of Bad Gas Odor & Loud Farting Noise!

 
 

DiscreetZ – Flatulence Odor Control Products and Loud Flatulence Silencers!

We have all passed loud smelly gas, trying to let it out slowly! 😲 DiscreetZ eliminates loud smelly gas embarrassment – comfortable & hypo-allergenic. These soft, flatulence neutralizers placed near the source of your bad gas will eliminate up to 100% of stinky odors & farting sounds. Round, SilentlyFresh Filters are effective for mild to normal gas – Rectangular, PowerGas Absorbers are for normal to extremely foul gas & up to 10 times more effective on smelly clear the room gas!

CHEMICAL WARFARE DESIGN HIGH ABSORPTION – CWDHA – Activated Carbon Fiber for mild, normal and extreme intestinal gas expulsions. 😉 Your Flatulence Elimination Kit includes: specific quantities (pictured above) of SilentlyFresh Filters (Round), and PowerGas Absorbers (Rectangular), with Double Face Tape for fastening filters, optionally, to underwear as activated carbon flatulence odor pad absorbers, whenever an extra layer of odor protection is desired.

✔️Normal or above gas elimination: Fold a rectangular PowerGas Absorber accordion style and tuck it in your buttocks against your anus. ✔️Mild gas elimination: Tuck a round SilentlyFresh Filter snugly against or slightly in your anal opening. ✔️Extreme gas elimination: Tuck a round SilentlyFresh Filter as a pre-filter slightly in your anal opening. Next, position your PowerGas Absorber folded accordion style snug against your SilentlyFresh Filter.

We each have a unique anatomy, audible gas volume, and severity of odor. 😁 Simply experiment with your SilentlyFresh Filter and PowerGas Absorber for the best positioning to achieve your optimal silent and fresh gas passing results. Tighter underwear will help hold filters and absorbers in place, so all gas is silenced, and odor neutralized. Use a lotion or salve sparingly for comfort; too much prevents filters and absorbers from staying effectively in place.

DiscreetZ is a fun, inexpensive ANTI GAG GIFT for special people in your life who need a serious bad gas intervention! 😎 We love happy customers who hold nothing back!

Learn More – Watch our Quick Start Explainer Video Below.

    

 

DiscreetZ Flatulence Odor Control Products & Fart Silencers
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We have all passed loud offensive gas, trying to let it out slowly! Now, just imagine TRUSTING YOUR FARTS – silent and with no odor! For mild, normal or extremely bad gas odors and loud farting sounds DiscreetZ Rectangular PowerGas™ Absorbers and Round SilentlyFresh™ Filters are your answer - comfortable, hypo-allergenic and disposable! Take control, with this revolutionary, patent pending and up to 100% effective odor and noise flatulence control solution!

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PowerGas Absorbers (rectangular) and SilentlyFresh Filters (round) are hypo-allergenic comfortable and disposable using chemical warfare design high absorbency CWDHA-1.5mm to 4mm density activated carbon fiber for mild to extreme intestinal bad gas expulsions. Fart Elimination Kits include specific quantities of PowerFart Absorbers and SilentlyFresh Filters with double face tape for fastening filters to underwear as an optional flatulence odor pad.
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      DiscreetZ eliminates up to 100% of foul odor and embarrassing sounds. The Science: Intestinal gas under pressure follows the path of least resistance. To fix Mild Gas, use your finger to install a round SilentlyFresh Filter snugly touching or inserted slightly into your anal canal, now gas will escape quiet and odorless. Smelly Fart Odor Eliminator For Fixing Normal Gas, fold a rectangular PowerGas Absorber accordion style and tuck it high in your buttocks against your anus with no anal insertion, gas now passes silent & fresh. When Fixing Extreme Gas, tuck a round SilentlyFresh Filter as a pre-filter slightly into your anal canal. Next, position your PowerGas Absorber folded accordion style snug against your SilentlyFresh Filter in your buttocks. You now have a highly effective dual filter system! We each have a slightly different anatomy, gas volume, and severity of odor. Simply experiment a little with your SilentlyFresh Filter and PowerFart Absorber for the best positioning to achieve your optimal silent and fresh farting results.
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  Helpful Information: Use a small amount of salve or lotion for comfort; too much prevents filters or absorbers from staying in place. Optimize, wearing tighter underwear helps buttocks hold filters or absorbers in place. Experiment with positioning to optimize and maintain your silent, odorless results. Don’t Flush - place in trash, wash your hands well after installing or removing. Reusing - Carbon fiber is regenerative and can be effective over time; however, do not reuse due to sanitary risk. DiscreetZ recommends changing daily or sooner if soiling occurs.  
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