Let’s face it, we all fart and some more than others!
Are you looking for a serious answer to eliminate foul smelling, loud intestinal gas embarrassment?
After evaluating every product, we could find, in an attempt to solve this problem, it became apparent that none were reliably effective for flatulence noise or odor.
So, what makes DiscreetZ so effective and trustworthy, at eliminating loud flatulence sounds and nasty smells?
We believe it could be our enlightened Patent Pending discovery that has been hidden from all mortals since the dawn of creation, sometimes referred to as the, hmmm, Big Bang theory!
Now, stinky, big bang farts are a fun choice when desired, or inexpensively silenced, freshened and undetected, if preferred.
Our devices use the same type of material initially designed to protect the British Military in chemical warfare.
First things first, stay with me. We all touch our butts daily when we wipe and clean ourselves to prevent odor and irritation.
So, you know what’s next, your smart. Yes, you have to place your forefinger against the back of the filter, installing it near, next to, or slightly in your Erie Canal (Lol) securing the filter snugly inside your buttocks.
Gas under pressure always seeks the path of least resistance. So, you just gave your nasty intestinal gas a controlled escape route where its only choice is to pass quietly through a highly effective Activated Carbon Filter.
All filters are not created equal and most are too expensive for daily use. Our DiscreetZ CWDHA N-95 filters and PowerFart Absorbers are Hypo-Allergenic and designed for comfort, using 3 to 8 layers for extreme effectiveness. Each layer slows, filters, absorbs and releases clean fresh silent air.
Best of all, DiscreetZ filter and absorption devices are inexpensive and disposable, if you dare, reusable! Simply experiment with the best positioning of your SilentlyFresh Filter for optimal effectiveness and add a PowerFart Absorber when needed.