Let’s face it, we all fart and some more than others!
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Are you looking for a serious answer to eliminate foul smelling, loud intestinal gas embarrassment?
After evaluating every product, we could find, in an attempt to solve this problem, it became apparent that none were reliably effective for flatulence noise or odor.
So, what makes DiscreetZ PowerGas Absorbers and SilentlyFresh Filters up to 100 percent effective, at eliminating loud flatulence sounds and nasty smells?
We believe it may be our enlightened patent pending new products that have been hidden from mortals since the dawn of creation.
Now, bad gas can be inexpensively silenced, freshened and undetected. Our products utilize the same material initially designed to protect the British Military in chemical warfare.
To Fix Mild Gas, use your forefinger to install a 1.5mm round SilentlyFresh Filter snugly touching or inserted slightly into your anal canal, now gas will escape quiet and odorless.
Fixing Normal Gas, fold a 4mm rectangular PowerGas Absorber accordion style and tuck it up high in your buttocks against your anus with no anal insertion, gas now passes silent & fresh.
Eliminating Extreme Gas, tuck a round SilentlyFresh Filter as a pre-filter slightly into your anal canal opening. Next, position your PowerGas Absorber folded accordion style snug against your SilentlyFresh Filter in your buttocks. You now have a highly effective dual filter system.
Gas under pressure always seeks the path of least resistance. You just gave your nasty intestinal gas a controlled escape route where its only choice is to pass quietly through an activated carbon filter, for up to 100% effectiveness against butt slapping fart sounds and smelly farting odors.
Flatulence pads, filters and absorbers are not created equal, most are ineffective and too expensive for daily use.
Our DiscreetZ chemical warfare design high absorbency CWDHA SilentlyFresh Filters and PowerGas Absorbers are Hypo-Allergenic and designed for comfort, using multiple layers for extreme effectiveness. Each layer slows, filters, absorbs and releases clean fresh silent air. Best of all, DiscreetZ gas neutralizing devices are inexpensive and disposable!
Simply experiment with the best positioning of your SilentlyFresh Filter and PowerGas Absorber for optimal effectiveness.
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DiscreetZ – Flatulence Odor Control Products and Loud Flatulence Silencers!
We have all passed loud smelly gas, trying to let it out slowly! 😲 DiscreetZ eliminates loud smelly gas embarrassment – comfortable & hypo-allergenic. These soft, flatulence neutralizers placed near the source of your bad gas will eliminate up to 100% of stinky odors & farting sounds. Round, SilentlyFresh Filters are effective for mild to normal gas – Rectangular, PowerGas Absorbers are for normal to extremely foul gas & up to 10 times more effective on smelly clear the room gas!
CHEMICAL WARFARE DESIGN HIGH ABSORPTION – CWDHA – Activated Carbon Fiber for mild, normal and extreme intestinal gas expulsions. 😉 Your Flatulence Elimination Kit includes: specific quantities (pictured above) of SilentlyFresh Filters (Round), and PowerGas Absorbers (Rectangular), with Double Face Tape for fastening filters, optionally, to underwear as activated carbon flatulence odor pad absorbers, whenever an extra layer of odor protection is desired.
✔️Normal or above gas elimination: Fold a rectangular PowerGas Absorber accordion style and tuck it in your buttocks against your anus. ✔️Mild gas elimination: Tuck a round SilentlyFresh Filter snugly against or slightly in your anal opening. ✔️Extreme gas elimination: Tuck a round SilentlyFresh Filter as a pre-filter slightly in your anal opening. Next, position your PowerGas Absorber folded accordion style snug against your SilentlyFresh Filter.
We each have a unique anatomy, audible gas volume, and severity of odor. 😁 Simply experiment with your SilentlyFresh Filter and PowerGas Absorber for the best positioning to achieve your optimal silent and fresh gas passing results. Tighter underwear will help hold filters and absorbers in place, so all gas is silenced, and odor neutralized. Use a lotion or salve sparingly for comfort; too much prevents filters and absorbers from staying effectively in place.
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DiscreetZ Flatulence Odor Control Products & Fart Silencers
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We have all passed loud offensive gas, trying to let it out slowly! Now, just imagine TRUSTING YOUR FARTS – silent and with no odor! For mild, normal or extremely bad gas odors and loud farting sounds DiscreetZ Rectangular PowerGas™ Absorbers and Round SilentlyFresh™ Filters are your answer – comfortable, hypo-allergenic and disposable! Take control, with this revolutionary, patent pending and up to 100% effective odor and noise flatulence control solution!