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Smelly Flatulence Noise & Odor Control Products
REAL FART ELIMINATORS – ON SALE NOW!

Temporarily sold-out due to COVID-19 raw material shortages. Watch for new inventory arriving soon.

We have all passed loud offensive gas, trying to let it out slowly! Now, just imagine TRUSTING YOUR FARTS – silent and with no odor! For mild, normal or extremely bad gas odors and loud farting sounds DiscreetZ Rectangular PowerGas™ Absorbers and Round SilentlyFresh™ Filters are your answer – comfortable, hypo-allergenic and disposable! Take control, with this revolutionary, patent pending and up to 100% effective odor and noise flatulence control solution!

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PowerGas Absorbers (rectangular) and SilentlyFresh Filters (round) are hypo-allergenic comfortable and disposable using chemical warfare design high absorbency CWDHA-1.5mm to 4mm density activated carbon fiber for mild to extreme intestinal bad gas expulsions. Fart Elimination Kits include specific quantities of PowerFart Absorbers and SilentlyFresh Filters with double face tape for fastening filters to underwear as an optional flatulence odor pad.

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DiscreetZ eliminates up to 100% of foul odor and embarrassing sounds. The Science: Intestinal gas under pressure follows the path of least resistance.
To fix Mild Gas, use your finger to install a round SilentlyFresh Filter snugly touching or inserted slightly into your anal canal, now gas will escape quiet and odorless. Smelly Fart Odor Eliminator
For Fixing Normal Gas, fold a rectangular PowerGas Absorber accordion style and tuck it high in your buttocks against your anus with no anal insertion, gas now passes silent & fresh.
When Fixing Extreme Gas, tuck a round SilentlyFresh Filter as a pre-filter slightly into your anal canal. Next, position your PowerGas Absorber folded accordion style snug against your SilentlyFresh Filter in your buttocks. You now have a highly effective dual filter system!
We each have a slightly different anatomy, gas volume, and severity of odor. Simply experiment a little with your SilentlyFresh Filter and PowerFart Absorber for the best positioning to achieve your optimal silent and fresh farting results.

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Helpful Information:
Use a small amount of salve or lotion for comfort; too much prevents filters or absorbers from staying in place.
Optimize, wearing tighter underwear helps buttocks hold filters or absorbers in place.
Experiment with positioning to optimize and maintain your silent, odorless results.
Don’t Flush – place in trash, wash your hands well after installing or removing.
Reusing – Carbon fiber is regenerative and can be effective over time; however, do not reuse due to sanitary risk. DiscreetZ recommends changing daily or sooner if soiling occurs.

 

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DiscreetZ are a fun, inexpensive ANTI-GAG-GIFT for those special people in your life who need a serious fart intervention!
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