G.A.S.U. Double-Blind – Clinical Humor-Studies – Confirm DiscreetZ:
- Are lifesaving, no joke, ANTI GAG GIFTS;
- Instantly cure, In-Flatus Blow-Out-Us Syndrome;
- Stop embarrassing underwear color changes;
- Slow Climate Change, one fart at a time;
- Are non-partisan, equal opportunity, fart eliminators;
- Snuff out involuntary sewercide;
- Prevent silent butt deadly marriage burnouts;
- Increase dating regularity;
- Reduce irregular job terminations;
- Are misunderstood, becoming the butt of g-ass-y jokes!
GASU Professor – Seymour Buttzkies – Senior Fartoligist
On a more serious note, DiscreetZ offers a truly effective solution,
which eliminates loud fart sounds and nasty smells up to 100 percent!
Freshen Your Farting Footprint!
These infamously funny videos helped inspire our DiscreetZ fart noise and smell elimination patent pending invention, enjoy!