When Farting is NOT an Option!
To achieve similar results experienced by our customer’s 5-Star Verified Amazon Reviews, above, please watch our 2-minute Explainer Video, below, and follow package instructions closely, so you too can have these same reliable odor and sound elimination results.
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We have all passed loud smelly gas, trying to let it out slowly! 😲 DiscreetZ eliminates loud smelly gas embarrassment – comfortable & hypo-allergenic. These soft, flatulence neutralizers placed near the source of your bad gas will eliminate up to 100% of stinky odors & farting sounds. Round, SilentlyFresh Filters are effective for mild to normal gas – Rectangular, PowerGas Absorbers are for normal to extremely foul gas & up to 10 times more effective on smelly clear the room gas!
CHEMICAL WARFARE DESIGN HIGH ABSORPTION – CWDHA – Activated Carbon Fiber for mild, normal and extreme intestinal gas expulsions. 😉 Your Flatulence Elimination Kit includes: specific quantities (pictured above) of SilentlyFresh Filters (Round), and PowerGas Absorbers (Rectangular), with Double Face Tape for fastening filters, optionally, to underwear as activated carbon flatulence odor pad absorbers, whenever an extra layer of odor protection is desired.
✔️Normal or above gas elimination: Fold a rectangular PowerGas Absorber accordion style and tuck it in your buttocks against your anus. ✔️Mild gas elimination: Tuck a round SilentlyFresh Filter snugly against or slightly in your anal opening. ✔️Extreme gas elimination: Tuck a round SilentlyFresh Filter as a pre-filter slightly in your anal opening. Next, position your PowerGas Absorber folded accordion style snug against your SilentlyFresh Filter.
We each have a unique anatomy, audible gas volume, and severity of odor. 😁 Simply experiment with your SilentlyFresh Filter and PowerGas Absorber for the best positioning to achieve your optimal silent and fresh gas passing results. Tighter underwear will help hold filters and absorbers in place, so all gas is silenced, and odor neutralized. Use a lotion or salve sparingly for comfort; too much prevents filters and absorbers from staying effectively in place.
DiscreetZ is a fun, inexpensive ANTI GAG GIFT for special people in your life who need a serious bad gas intervention! 😎 We love happy customers who hold nothing back!
I have suffered with severe flatulence most of my life, and of course, while I am asleep, I have no control over it. Many is the morning I’ve awoken to find the bedroom windows open and the ceiling fan going full blast. My long-suffering wife is supremely patient with me and an absolute angel, but there have been times when one might have classified this as tantamount to psychological abuse.
I previously used a very different product to help with this and give her a little relief. It consisted of a pair of underpants with a carbon filter sewn into the seat. The material was semi-permeable, which was designed to force the flatus out through the filter. This was only partially effective, as gas could escape from the waistband and leg openings, but it was better than nothing.
Recently, though, the company went out of business rather abruptly, and I was forced to seek an alternative. That’s when I came across DiscreetZ and decided to give it a try. I am so glad I did.
DiscreetZ has completely eliminated the odor associated with my farts. My wife reports not one whiff in the week and a half that I have been using them so far, which is absolutely unprecedented. As a bonus, they have reduced the noise associated with passing gas to the point that she is usually unaware that anything has occurred. This has the added bonus of no longer requiring me to work to hold gas in while awake, which was difficult and painful. DiscreetZ is a little miracle, and I am only sorry I didn’t find out about them sooner.
I do use them on the “highest setting,” as recommended by the manufacturer. This consists of a small, thin round pad folded in half and tucked against my anus, then one of the larger, rectangular pads folded three times to form a pleat and nestled in the fold of the round pad. Those whose gas is milder may find either one sufficient, but for me, both are required. Double-sided tape is included with the pads, to help hold them in place, but I have not found this to be necessary.
The sensation of having something tucked between your cheeks is one that requires a bit of acclimation, but after a few days, I didn’t even notice they were there. For anyone who may be considering purchasing DiscreetZ but wavering due to a sense of squeamishness, I would urge you to give them a try. I have rarely found any product that so perfectly fulfills its mission, and the relief from both odor and embarrassment (not to mention the guilt over what I’ve put my wife through), is well worth any minor discomfiture of this nature.
The manufacturer is also gratifyingly responsive and helpful. I reached out with a question shortly after receiving the product, and had a reply from the company president within an hour, on a Saturday. That’s rare customer service these days.
In short, I can’t recommend DiscreetZ highly enough. It is an extremely effective product that has been an absolute godsend for my wife and me. The topic may be one that few want to think about, let alone discuss, but it’s time we grow up and be adult about this. I find it unfortunate that the highest-rated reviews concern using it as a filter for face masks. Obviously, if you buy a product, you can use it for whatever you’d like to, but when over 40% of the reviews concern a use other than the intended one, it makes me wonder whether people are taking this seriously. Believe me, if you suffer from a condition like mine, you should.
